I'm the fucking best.
I love it when you shout at people.
My dash is so quiet without you here.

Probably because everyone on here is boring as fuck.

confessionsofazydrateaddict:

luigifuckinglargo:

confessionsofazydrateaddict:

luigifuckinglargo:

confessionsofazydrateaddict:

Dear Diary,

Luigi and I got into a fucking fight again today

the fucker wont leave me alone, stupid ascot wearing, angry little shit face!

Ugh I hate him

You know what he told me, he said i need to get a worth while surgery, one that compliments my face

He suggested me getting my lips sewn…

 HAHAHAHHA THAT WAS A FUCKING GOOD ONE, YOU GOTTA ADMIT.

No, not a good one, you think you’re so damn clever! You stupid empty headed ball of anger! God jump out a window or something! *scoffs*

 Oh, wow, and you’re so fucking witty.

GO FUCK YOUR FUCKING HOBO IN HIS FUCKING DUMPSTER.

FUCKING WHO? Wait how do you know about Graverobber, and no I’m not going to fuck him you stupid fuck face, that was merely a few times and is was purely business!

 We’ll it’s pretty easy considering how many fucking times dad had to send people to pick your drugged up body from in front of his dumpster.

AND I FUCKING DOUBT IT, CONSIDERING NOBODY WOULD FUCKING WANT YOU AFTER ALL THE FILTHY DISEASES YOU MUST HAVE GOT FROM HIM.

confessionsofazydrateaddict:

confessionsofazydrateaddict:

luigifuckinglargo:

I didn’t even bother to look at that dumb bitch’s page.

I didn’t even realize it was my slut-ass sister.

ANYWAY, YOU CAN STILL SHUT THE FUCK UP, CUNT, YOU DON’T DO FUCKING ANYTHING.

Luigi, I will fucking kill you, don’t press your…


Oh shut the fuck up, you and that damn knife, you’re a fucking coward, why dont you man up and use your fists rather than that stupid ass knife! Quit hiding behind that stupid piece of metal, or whatever its made of!

 ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH?

GOOD FUCKING LUCK.

And do you seriously think a knife would me made of anything that isn’t metal? YOU ARE DUMBER THAN I FUCKING THOUGHT.

confessionsofazydrateaddict:

luigifuckinglargo:

confessionsofazydrateaddict:

Dear Diary,

Luigi and I got into a fucking fight again today

the fucker wont leave me alone, stupid ascot wearing, angry little shit face!

Ugh I hate him

You know what he told me, he said i need to get a worth while surgery, one that compliments my face

He suggested me getting my lips sewn…

 HAHAHAHHA THAT WAS A FUCKING GOOD ONE, YOU GOTTA ADMIT.

No, not a good one, you think you’re so damn clever! You stupid empty headed ball of anger! God jump out a window or something! *scoffs*

 Oh, wow, and you’re so fucking witty.

GO FUCK YOUR FUCKING HOBO IN HIS FUCKING DUMPSTER.

IS IT WRONG THAT YOUR DEMND FOR COFFEE AND CALLING ME A DICKBITCH TURNED ME ON EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE?

YES, YOU FUCKING FREAK.

AND WHERE THE SHIT IS MY COFFEE?

OHHHHHH

confessionsofazydrateaddict:

luigifuckinglargo:

I didn’t even bother to look at that dumb bitch’s page.

I didn’t even realize it was my slut-ass sister.

ANYWAY, YOU CAN STILL SHUT THE FUCK UP, CUNT, YOU DON’T DO FUCKING ANYTHING.

Luigi, I will fucking kill you, don’t press your fucking luck!
You’re my bitch now that I have GeneCo! 

 You will kill ME?

YOU will kill ME?

YOU HAVE A FUCKING NOTHER THING COMING IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME.

THAT OTHER THING WOULD SPECIFICALLY BE MY FUCKING KNIFE.

confessionsofazydrateaddict:

Dear Diary,

Luigi and I got into a fucking fight again today

the fucker wont leave me alone, stupid ascot wearing, angry little shit face!

Ugh I hate him

You know what he told me, he said i need to get a worth while surgery, one that compliments my face

He suggested me getting my lips sewn…

 HAHAHAHHA THAT WAS A FUCKING GOOD ONE, YOU GOTTA ADMIT.

OHHHHHH

I didn’t even bother to look at that dumb bitch’s page.

I didn’t even realize it was my slut-ass sister.

ANYWAY, YOU CAN STILL SHUT THE FUCK UP, CUNT, YOU DON’T DO FUCKING ANYTHING.

SORRY MR LARGO HERE'S A FRESH CUP FOR YOU

…But you didn’t give me any coffee.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COFFEE, DICKBITCH?

I EXPECT MY FUCKING COFFEE AT MY DOOR NOT ON THE GOD DAMN INTERNET.

Good I'm glad I win, I love winning!

Just like when I get GeneCo! I'll win that too!

It's miiiiine! teehee!

What the fuck are you talking about?

WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU?

YOU’RE NO ONE THAT’S FUCKING WHO, AND THERE’S NO WAY YOU’RE GETTING FUCKING GENECO WHEN I EVEN I DIDN’T FUCKING GET IT, CUNT.